saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

saphirap-indie:

royalteens:

jesus did not die for this

the more I stare at it the funnier it gets

(via heyfunniest)

refridgerator:

my netflix wasn’t working so i called the netflix dude and after he fixed it he said let’s try it out and see if it worked so we watched an hour long movie together and idk i think it was a date 

(via heyfunniest)

  • people: you have to be more lady like
  • me: suck my dick

lustire:

im not ignoring your snapchats, im just too ugly to reply at the moment

This

(via directorscutlove)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hippostin:

the way Portia is looking at Ellen kills me

"look at this fucking nerd im so glad i married her

(via tissueframe)


My dogs tried to trade me a hibiscus flower and a tennis ball, for the snack I was eating


Sold


My dogs tried to trade me a hibiscus flower and a tennis ball, for the snack I was eating

Sold

(via heyfunniest)

Yes!!

Yes!!

(via tissueframe)

(via liisrrr)

baby's first words

  • baby: d-d-da..
  • father: daddy?
  • baby: david bowie

overtextposts:

never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

(via jaime-lesnouilles)

(via heliolisk)

Make it happen. Shock everyone. — (via ac-ru)

(via unusedmotivation)